oh, the diaper blow-outs

you know those diaper changes where the first words you say are either "oh no" or some other unspoken words... ya, those are the great diaper blow-outs. those are the ones where you have to flip your baby on their bellies to start removing clothes inside out to avoid getting more poop on their head. those are the ones where your child is laying on his stomach sucking his hands as you use wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to clean off the back poop. and i'm not talking about poop on the butt. i'm talking about literal poop on the back, the upper back. and have you ever taken a diaper off a baby backwards? yes, that's what i call a diaper blow-out for the books. welcome to mommyhood. it's not motherhood yet. it's just mommyhood. only mommies know what i'm talking about.